The early returns are very promising. Pennsylvania Politic's new face has come sprinting out the gate, inspiring thousands with an obsession with the idea of spiritual catharsis and fiscal responsiblity.
Pennsylvania, home to many dark forests, seems like the perfect setting for Striborg to launch his political career. Not since William Penn converted to the Society of Friends have we seen such an inspiring change to the political landscape.
For those voting later today, please join us in this part of history by writing in Striborg for State Auditor General.
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