Thursday, October 22, 2009

What should Striborg Run for Next?

In November of 2008, there were 1,608 Write-in votes casted for the office of State Auditor General. There were 402 in Allegheny County alone, more than any other county in the entire state. To put that in perspective, Ron Paul received 579 write-in votes for U.S. President in Allegheny County during the same election. By these rough estimates, the last campaign, lasting less than 7 days, was able to make Striborg nearly 70% as popular as internet sensation Ron Paul. There were no "money-bomb" fundraisers for Striborg. We wore corpse paint and passed on a message of grim malice.

We now have 12 days until election day. What office should Striborg run for next? Please feel free to comment below and/or vote in the poll listed on the page.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Exit Polling shows Striborg force to be reckoned with!


The early returns are very promising. Pennsylvania Politic's new face has come sprinting out the gate, inspiring thousands with an obsession with the idea of spiritual catharsis and fiscal responsiblity.

Pennsylvania, home to many dark forests, seems like the perfect setting for Striborg to launch his political career. Not since William Penn converted to the Society of Friends have we seen such an inspiring change to the political landscape.

For those voting later today, please join us in this part of history by writing in Striborg for State Auditor General.

****************** Embittered Fiscal Responsibility *********************

Many thanks to the folks at METAL INQUISITION

Please check out our friends at METAL INQUISITION
http://metalinquisition.blogspot.com/2008/11/striborg-for-pa-state-auditor.html

They had a nice little write up on our campaign and even some suggestions for the future. "Beginning a write-in campaign more than 4 days before the election" is strangely absent.

Today is the day! Get out and vote for Striborg!

DEFEAT WAGNER
DEFEAT BEILER
DEFEAT SUMMERS
ELECT STRIBORG

Friday, October 31, 2008

Striborg moves up in the polls!!!!

Recent polling has shown that Striborg is now neck-in-neck with Libertarian Candidate Betsy Summers in the race for State Auditor General. This is very exciting news coming less than 24 hours after the write-in campaign began.

Polling Results:

Jack Wagner 60%
Chet Beiler 20%
Striborg 10%
Betsy Summers 10%

* Sample size of 10 people outside of Mac's Pizza in Turtle Creek, PA


Keep up the good work people!


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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Harrisburg needs Black Metal


Striborg is an Australian ambient black metal one-man band formed by Sin Nanna in 1994. Lyrics reveal a fascination with forests, darkness, night, misanthropy and death.

Filling Harrisburg with a haunting wash of reverb, he will be working through the night and conquer the state's finances with GRIM MALICE!

your ballot will read

State Auditor General

[ ] Chet Beiler (Republican)

[ ] Besty Summers (Libertarian)

[ ] Jack Wagner (Democrat)

[ ] Write in

Check the write in box and write in Striborg

He may not be able to play drums for shit, but man can he wear a cape!!!!

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